i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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