I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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