He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
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Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
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When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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