forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
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Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
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It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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