i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Randomize
