ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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