There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
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Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
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