We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
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you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
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I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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