we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Less talking, more tequila
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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