Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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