As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
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what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
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To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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