Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I just got carded by a ten year old.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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