I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
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doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
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Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
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