Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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