Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
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when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
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it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
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