Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
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this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
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Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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