i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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