I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
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