it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
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