Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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