R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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