Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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