that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
