Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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