You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
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Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
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We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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