You just made me feel so damn special
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
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