Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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