I left my keys in the garlic bread freezer in Publix.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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