Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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