David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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