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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  we should wear snuggies to the strip club

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• (830): View more from Texas

  I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together

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• (727): View more from Florida

  You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?

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  Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?

  (574): View more from Indiana

  You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.

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