you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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