the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
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You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
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My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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