do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
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