Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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