When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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