When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
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