I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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