dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
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I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
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