Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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