omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
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