dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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