he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
i drank out of a bidet.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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