How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
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She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
I just found puke in my bra..
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
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Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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