why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
we made out on top of his cat.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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