He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I don't think brook has ever known best
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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