I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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