Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
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What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
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The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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