next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
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We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
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It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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