I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
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It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
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