Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Randomize