I want to stick my p in your. b.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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