the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
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so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
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I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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