Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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