He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
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walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
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Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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