We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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