No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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